My goodness has it been a while. All my fans that I accrued over the life of this blog have probably disappeared over the last month or so since I've updated. Any one out there? Hello? Yep. Thought so.

So I guess this means I am addressing all comments to cyberspace. Or for future posterity. One of the two.

Um yes, anyway. Well let's just say my lack of posting is quite indicative of my busy schedule lately, in a negatively correlated kind of way. The more schoolwork, the less blogging. You get my point. I just used the words 'negatively correlated'. Can you tell I'm in a statistics class right now. Hence the lack of posting. Oh boy.

Speaking of boys, nope. Just kidding. Haha, got you there. But sadly there are none to be had. I guess I will insert the incredibly overused "I guess I'll die an old geezer with a million cats" joke. But it really is true. Can I get a little sympathy please? Or just a boy? Either of the two would work just fine.

 This semester I am taking:

1. Political Methodology

2. Intermediate Price Theory

3. German Literary Analysis

4. European History Since 1914

5. American Government and Politics

or as I refer to them:

1. The Life-Sucking Stats Class

2. The "I'm surprised I'm doing as well as I am" Class

3. The "I totally BS-ed this paper and you think it's excellent? All right!" Class

4. The Interesting Class

5. The Playing Pentrix on my iPhone During Class Class

And that about sums up my life. Those classes. Right there. Not much else to be said apart from them. There is the occasional trip to get ice cream, of course. I would cease to call myself Maddie if I did not have the occasional regular ice cream trip. Also, I would love people to know that I woke up four days in a row, before the crack of dawn, at 6:15 and went running. Just take that awesomeness in. Because I am definitely radiating it right now.

Also, I learned how to say sanctimoniously in German: scheinheilig. You are welcome.